Dobfagvon is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, able goose.

Dobfagvon created light six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobfagvon, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dobfagvon, she will destroy your home planet.

Dobfagvon's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Dobfagvon's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dobfagvon five times a day.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never feed figs to whales while wearing magenta shirts.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.