Zannarlrat is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, happy alligator.

Zannarlrat created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zannarlrat, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zannarlrat, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Zannarlrat's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Zannarlrat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.