Vedgendan is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, capable shark.

Vedgendan created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedgendan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vedgendan, he will curse you with boils.

Vedgendan's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Vedgendan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured nematodes.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Vedgendan.

3. Always help sick aardvarks.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Pray towards the south.