Dabrowget is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, weak jackal.

Dabrowget created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabrowget, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dabrowget, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dabrowget's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Dabrowget's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

2. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dabrowget.