Stigpidfon Jintagnil is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, competent yak.

Stigpidfon Jintagnil created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigpidfon Jintagnil, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stigpidfon Jintagnil, she will turn you into a plant.

Stigpidfon Jintagnil's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Stigpidfon Jintagnil's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

2. Never jump near sheep.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never hurt ants.

5. Respect your elders.