Bunlargfob is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthinking cobra.

Bunlargfob created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunlargfob, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bunlargfob, she will turn you into a mouse.

Bunlargfob's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bunlargfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to dogs while wearing green jumpers.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.