Yakhadbamban is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, capable horse.

Yakhadbamban created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Yakhadbamban, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yakhadbamban, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Yakhadbamban's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Yakhadbamban's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yakhadbamban.

2. Do not kill mites.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yakhadbamban.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.