Cidliktaf is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, kind hare.

Cidliktaf created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Cidliktaf, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cidliktaf, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cidliktaf's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cidliktaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange jumpers.

2. Never paint your hands green.

3. Always help eagles.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near nematodes while wearing yellow scarves and balancing eight silver spheres on your back.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.