Duddobhindinbomarn is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, flying jackal.

Duddobhindinbomarn created tapeworms three billion years ago.

If you believe in Duddobhindinbomarn, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Duddobhindinbomarn, she will turn you into a slug.

Duddobhindinbomarn's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Duddobhindinbomarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Never run near mice.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Respect your elders.