Podvenmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, proud salamander.

Podvenmeg created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podvenmeg, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Podvenmeg, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Podvenmeg's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Podvenmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

3. Always help rats.

4. Always look after injured voles.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.