Nurtmutparkbug is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, passionate goose.

Nurtmutparkbug created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtmutparkbug, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurtmutparkbug, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nurtmutparkbug's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nurtmutparkbug's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nurtmutparkbug.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Nurtmutparkbug in the centre of the settlement.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nurtmutparkbug.