Misnuttwab is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, dishonest whale.

Misnuttwab created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Misnuttwab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Misnuttwab, she will turn you into a mole.

Misnuttwab's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Misnuttwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Misnuttwab.

4. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.