Listfodomin is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, blissful dugong.

Listfodomin created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listfodomin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Listfodomin, it will turn you into a tree.

Listfodomin's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Listfodomin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black dolphins, for they are unholy.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Listfodomin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Erect three titanium sculptures of Listfodomin on top of important buildings.

5. Do not keep five otters in a large pit.