Cimgutcan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, temperamental jellyfish.

Cimgutcan created energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimgutcan, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cimgutcan, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cimgutcan's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Cimgutcan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about spinach.

2. Hide from green capybaras for they are unholy.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Do not kill mice.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.