Kipkapmis is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, two-faced deer.

Kipkapmis created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kipkapmis, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kipkapmis, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Kipkapmis' most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Kipkapmis' Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never feed nuts to sheep while wearing brown skirts.

3. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Kipkapmis on top of all buildings.

5. Pray towards the south.