Meg is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, almighty raccoon.

Meg created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Meg, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Meg, he will ignore you.

Meg's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Meg's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms white.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Meg on top of all buildings.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Run away if six whales approach from the west.