Kapfagmet is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, irritating mongoose.

Kapfagmet created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kapfagmet, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kapfagmet, she will remove you from existence.

Kapfagmet's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Kapfagmet's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Kapfagmet's priests.

2. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never write about solid mechanics.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Do not commit murder.