Quimsigmon Miftablidpad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, passionate goblin.

Quimsigmon Miftablidpad created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimsigmon Miftablidpad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Quimsigmon Miftablidpad, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Quimsigmon Miftablidpad's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Quimsigmon Miftablidpad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Quimsigmon Miftablidpad loves frogs, so they must be respected.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always help tortoises.

5. Never feed strawberries to porpoises while wearing jumpers.