Renyartbass is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, clever rhinoceros.

Renyartbass created a bottom quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renyartbass, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Renyartbass, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Renyartbass' most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Renyartbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Renyartbass in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never feed carrots to ants while wearing purple hats.

5. Do not listen to music.
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