Loopnibfar is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, sage rat.

Loopnibfar created a quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loopnibfar, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Loopnibfar, she will ignore you.

Loopnibfar's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Loopnibfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. Never eat parsnips.

3. Always look after injured geese.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.