Toflogxin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, amazing hummingbird.

Toflogxin created a photon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Toflogxin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Toflogxin, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Toflogxin's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Toflogxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

3. Toflogxin loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

4. Feed all hungry porpoises.

5. Never go into violet rooms.