Babjamdot is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, deceitful whale.

Babjamdot created dark matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babjamdot, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Babjamdot, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Babjamdot's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Babjamdot's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven foxes approach from the west.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Babjamdot.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Babjamdot loves cats, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about optics near gulls while wearing mauve hats and balancing six zinc spheres on your chest.