Hadgigbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, irritating giraffe.

Hadgigbiss created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadgigbiss, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hadgigbiss, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Hadgigbiss' most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Hadgigbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick moths.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always help shrews.

4. Hide if nine great tits approach from the south.

5. Hadgigbiss loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.