Tettidutjapgut is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, effective turtle.

Tettidutjapgut created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tettidutjapgut, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tettidutjapgut, it will not care at all.

Tettidutjapgut's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Tettidutjapgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mice.

2. Never wear yellow scarves.

3. Do not hurt shrews.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.