Jamdabsom is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, contented ferret.

Jamdabsom created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jamdabsom, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jamdabsom, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jamdabsom's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Jamdabsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never feed rice to hamsters while wearing violet trousers.

3. Never mention geese.

4. You must never eat aubergines.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.