Pogsinsan is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, generous duck.

Pogsinsan created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogsinsan, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pogsinsan, it will strike you with lightening.

Pogsinsan's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Pogsinsan's Holy Commandments

1. Pogsinsan loves snakes, so they must be respected.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.