Nadtarpxem is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, awesome sheep.

Nadtarpxem created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Nadtarpxem, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nadtarpxem, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nadtarpxem's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Nadtarpxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near mites while wearing violet shorts and balancing four zinc spheres on your legs.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think ill of sick eagles.