Vabhomvag is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, duplicitous raccoon.

Vabhomvag created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabhomvag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vabhomvag, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Vabhomvag's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Vabhomvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mites.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not kill frogs.