Kabhogvil is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, self-confident rhinoceros.

Kabhogvil created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabhogvil, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kabhogvil, he will turn you into a plant.

Kabhogvil's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Kabhogvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near eagles while wearing red dresses and balancing eight platinum spheres on your head.

5. Worship no other gods but Kabhogvil.