Yimragxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a small, conceited octopus.

Yimragxuc created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimragxuc, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yimragxuc, it will send minions to preach to you.

Yimragxuc's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Yimragxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mites.

2. Never think about special relativity near whales while wearing brown rings and balancing six iron spheres on your chest.

3. Never mention capybaras.

4. Hide from mauve birds for they are unholy.

5. Do not eat aubergines.