Binkimbig is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, slow
spider.
Binkimbig created an atom two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Binkimbig, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Binkimbig, he will send you a strongly worded letter.
Binkimbig's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.
Binkimbig's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Never sprint in the presence of aardvarks.
4. Never talk about whales.
5. Never sit in holy places.