Cabgabsog is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, contented cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cabgabsog created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabgabsog, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cabgabsog, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cabgabsog's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cabgabsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never think about dark matter near seals while wearing yellow boots and balancing eight titanium spheres on your head.

5. Always look after injured manatees.