Feddagspag is a god.

She takes the form of a small, self-confident crow.

Feddagspag created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Feddagspag, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Feddagspag, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Feddagspag's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Feddagspag's Holy Commandments

1. Feddagspag loves turtles, so they must be respected.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near shrews while wearing mauve coats.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Feddagspag.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat corn.