Donmabsatgom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, tranquil jellyfish.

Donmabsatgom created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donmabsatgom, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Donmabsatgom, he will be very unhappy.

Donmabsatgom's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Donmabsatgom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Always look after injured sheep.

4. Never leap in the presence of nematodes.

5. Never play with disobedient children.