Paghogstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, proud skunk.

Paghogstrag created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Paghogstrag, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Paghogstrag, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Paghogstrag's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Paghogstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. Always treat shrews with great respect.

3. Never paint your feet white.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never think about nucleic acids.