Konxinhon is a god.

He takes the form of a small, smart clam.

Konxinhon created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konxinhon, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Konxinhon, he will turn you into a dog.

Konxinhon's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Konxinhon's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never hurt birds.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not listen to music.