Ranjarnhud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, narcissistic dove.

Ranjarnhud created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ranjarnhud, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ranjarnhud, he will cry a lot.

Ranjarnhud's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Ranjarnhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.