Watdungar is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, stupid hamster.

Watdungar created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Watdungar, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Watdungar, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Watdungar's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Watdungar's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Watdungar.

4. Never talk about seals.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.