Pantipbut is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, amazing goblin.

Pantipbut created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pantipbut, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pantipbut, he will turn you into a puffin.

Pantipbut's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Pantipbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention doves.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always treat moths with great respect.