Flabsitkop is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, all-knowing capybara.

Flabsitkop created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Flabsitkop, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flabsitkop, it will destroy your home planet.

Flabsitkop's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Flabsitkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat parsnips.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Flabsitkop on top of all buildings.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flabsitkop.

5. You must never eat peanuts.