Flabsitkop is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, all-knowing
capybara.
Flabsitkop created energy three million years ago.
If you believe in
Flabsitkop, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Flabsitkop, it will destroy your home planet.
Flabsitkop's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Flabsitkop's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat parsnips.
2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Flabsitkop on top of all buildings.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flabsitkop.
5. You must never eat peanuts.