Yikkarcuss is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong
camel.
Yikkarcuss created humankind four years ago.
If you believe in
Yikkarcuss, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Yikkarcuss, it will destroy your favourite solar system.
Yikkarcuss' most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.
Yikkarcuss' Holy Commandments1. Never talk about quantum gravity near snakes while wearing black hats and balancing eight carbon spheres on your legs.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.
4. Do not wear gold on your body.
5. Never write about stars.