Nelnillnull is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring mink.

Nelnillnull created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelnillnull, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nelnillnull, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Nelnillnull's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Nelnillnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick bats.

2. Run away if six porpoises approach from the west.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Worship no other gods but Nelnillnull.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.