Cetladfom is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, omniscient parrot.

Cetladfom created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetladfom, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cetladfom, it will strike you with lightening.

Cetladfom's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Cetladfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Never think about ultrasonics.

3. Never think ill of sick mites.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Squirrels are not to be trusted.