Narlcunzen is a god.
He takes the form of a large, pitiless
naga.
Narlcunzen created an atom four years ago.
If you believe in
Narlcunzen, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Narlcunzen, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Narlcunzen's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Narlcunzen's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Narlcunzen.
2. Learn eight new languages a year.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Narlcunzen.
4. Never sprint near great tits.
5. Never wear turquoise tights.