Lakyarlbug is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, moody
swallow.
Lakyarlbug created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.
If you believe in
Lakyarlbug, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Lakyarlbug, she will send you a sign.
Lakyarlbug's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Lakyarlbug's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.
2. Never laugh near rats.
3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Lakyarlbug.