Lakyarlbug is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, moody swallow.

Lakyarlbug created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Lakyarlbug, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lakyarlbug, she will send you a sign.

Lakyarlbug's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Lakyarlbug's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never laugh near rats.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Lakyarlbug.