Tofgeplist is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awe-inspiring
butterfly.
Tofgeplist created Africa nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tofgeplist, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Tofgeplist, he will cry a lot.
Tofgeplist's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.
Tofgeplist's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tofgeplist.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Do not speak about nuts.
4. Hide if four voles approach from the north.
5. Never eat apples.