Tofgeplist is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awe-inspiring butterfly.

Tofgeplist created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tofgeplist, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tofgeplist, he will cry a lot.

Tofgeplist's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Tofgeplist's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tofgeplist.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not speak about nuts.

4. Hide if four voles approach from the north.

5. Never eat apples.