Tabhuglan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, egotistical hyena.

Tabhuglan created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabhuglan, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tabhuglan, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tabhuglan's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Tabhuglan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

3. Do not eat gooseberries.

4. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

5. Always obey Tabhuglan's priests.