Garnatrill is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, two-faced deer.

Garnatrill created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Garnatrill, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Garnatrill, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Garnatrill's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Garnatrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never mention squirrels.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.