Ruttbonrut Libteenzimomin is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, almighty lizard.

Ruttbonrut Libteenzimomin created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ruttbonrut Libteenzimomin, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ruttbonrut Libteenzimomin, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ruttbonrut Libteenzimomin's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Ruttbonrut Libteenzimomin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Ruttbonrut Libteenzimomin.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Ruttbonrut Libteenzimomin in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always obey Ruttbonrut Libteenzimomin's priests.