Dunyarltarrap is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, quiet capybara.

Dunyarltarrap created dark matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunyarltarrap, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dunyarltarrap, it will make you grow a tail.

Dunyarltarrap's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Dunyarltarrap's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always obey Dunyarltarrap's priests.

3. Always help sick tortoises.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.